Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?