Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the politest month?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?