Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What animal styles their hair every day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where was Noah born?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?