Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
When do cows get tired?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?