What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?