What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?