Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How do frogs get to work?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How do fleas travel?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are trees always so positive?