Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you raise a baby elephant?