How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a sad latte?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?