What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What condiment has wings?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
It's Crowded!
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?