What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?