What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the math book sad?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?