Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?