Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?