Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the politest month?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do fish use for glasses?
What is the smallest lion?
When does a horse talk?