My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What was the first animal in space?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are scissors so forgiving?