My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What country has the most fish?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A book just fell on my head.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?