Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
This candy bar is a real home run.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?