Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
