What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?