What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Where do mermaids see movies?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do naked fish play with?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
When should you start writing a book?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Someone stole all my lamps.