Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?