Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do bears keep cool?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?