What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How long will dinner be?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why was the dog overweight?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?