Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?