Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
It's Crowded!
How long will dinner be?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do horses navigate at night?