What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?