What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Are baby skunks cute?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Do dads always snore?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?