What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?