What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do Scottish toads play?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?