What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do hurricanes see?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a forklift?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?