What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?