What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?