What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.