What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the friendliest national park?