What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
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What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a henway?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?