What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?