What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Families are like fudge.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a cow's favorite music note?