How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?