How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
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What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?