What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?