Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a fly without wings?
A book just fell on my head.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?