Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a tire's stance on economics?