Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?