Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
How are teens like cats?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?