Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?