What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do sheep say when they're in love?