What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which subject has two parts?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are books always so angry?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where would you find an elephant?