What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Can February March?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do bears keep cool?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?