What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?