What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are trees always so positive?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a short cow?