Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the beaver say to the tree?