Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do bees chew?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the painter say to the wall?