Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What bird is always sad?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you say to a really good barista?