Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why was the cat so small?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why is furniture so generous?