What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?