Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do basketball players like cookies?