Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
What bee is good for your health?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?