What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did March say to the madness?
Board Game With A Twist
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?