What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How much money does a skunk have?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?