Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?