Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?