Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?