What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How does the moon cut her hair?