What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?