What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How long do chickens work?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?