What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which fly makes films?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?