Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?