Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What bee is good for your health?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?