How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do all the planets get along?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you get straight A's?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?