What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?