What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?