What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which family member has tusks?
How does a taco bless the table?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?