What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you organize a space party?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?