What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do colds go on vacation?