How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
When do mice play every day?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What bird is always sad?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?