What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?