What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do magicians score well in exams?