Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?