Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What day do hands always go to church?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?