What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Do dads always snore?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the slowest 5k?