What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do actors go to pray?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What game do bats excel at?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?